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Boy, I LOVE being a monarch!

But there seems to be this great cloud of confusion following me – let me try and clear it up: I am NOT Anti. I am NOT Pk. I am NOT Neutral. I’m a moody, tempramental bastich that enjoys laughing. Usually at people. The Kwiplings are whatever they are; I will not kick someone out if they pk you; I will not randomly pk someone. Well, except if I’m playing JFK at a newb town with Vig and Warchild. But that’s all in good fun…

Look, I’m here to have fun. I LOVE the fact that there are different factions on our world! Yeay! Fight fight fight! But I don’t really want any part of them. I’ll play on whichever side suits my mood; sure, I may defend the hell out of AB as best as my pathetic ass is capable of, but I do it for kicks. I have no particular hatred for one group or another (not even Bloods – I’ve met some that were pretty cool froods). I’ve got some serious mad love for Thrill Killers, but I’ve also got mad love for Lansing’s gang. Because the people behind those labels were hella cool; nothing to do with who they did or didn’t killed. Hey, if you’re hardcore Anti and don’t want Kwiplings in your turf, that’s all well and fine. I won’t hate you – it’s not personal. But if you act like an Asshole, well, that may earn you the beloved status of KOS among the Kwiplings (not that this is anything to be afraid of – right now, I’m the only one on our KOS list).

But I’m still getting labeled as an Anti, I suppose, which is leading to all sorts of great fun:

Schmedicus tells you, “hey! your vassle jus pk’d one of mine!”
Schmedicus tells you, “i want all his stuff brought back and him brought to me or else were hunting u 4ever!”

Hee hee hee!!! Well, first off, everyone else on this server seems to be hunting me for one reason or the other, why should you get denied the fun, second off – does Blood ever get these sorts of tells? I just wondered…
You tell Schmedicus, “Oh my gosh! A PK? Who was it?”
Schmedicus tells you, “kneilson”
You tell Schmedicus, “Who the hell’s that? He’s not a Kwipling! You lying bastard!”
Schmedicus tells you, “no, that guys in my monarchy”
You tell Schmedicus, “Well, if this PK is in YOUR Monarchy, why the hell are you bugging me?”
Schmedicus tells you, “no man, kneilsons my vessle, your vassle the avatar ii pk’d him!”
You tell Schmedicus, “Man, oh man – I thought I could trust that guy! Let me look into this!”
You tell The Avatar II, “Hey you! Are you pk’ing again?”
The Avatar II tells you, “Damn straight I looted your body, you little bitch! That’s what us PK’ers do! Now shut up or I’ll pk you again!”
The Avatar II tells you, “Uh…whoops! Mistell!”
You tell The Avatar II, “Oh, not a problem, happens all the time. So listen, are you pk’ing again?”
The Avatar II tells you, “MOI?! Pk? Who has said such a thing!?!”
You tell The Avatar II, “I dunno, some Kneilson or something cried to his monarch, who is in turn bitching at me.”
The Avatar II tells you, “Kneilson…hrm…Oh! That little bitch who thought he could escape me through a portal! LOL!”
You tell The Avatar II, “So did you pk him?”
The Avatar II tells you, “Nope. No, no, no, not at all. Never touched a hair on his head!”
You tell The Avatar II, “Hee hee hee – I love you, man!”

Well, seems cut and dried to me! Poor little Avatar was being blamed for some other evil doers deeds! My poor little mook! I must defend him, being the 3L33T monarch I am!
You tell Schmedicus, “Nope, sorry man, you’re wrong.”
Schmedicus tells you, “wat r u sayin?”
You tell Schmedicus, “It seems your vassal lied to you.”
Schmedicus tells you, “no way! ur guy pk’d him!”
You tell Schmedicus, “No, your vassal started it – he was saying something about only being under you until he gets that 110 bow you promised.”
Schmedicus tells you, “wat r u talkinga bout? i never prmomised him that”
You tell Schmedicus, “Oh, wait – my bad. It was motes.”
Schmedicus tells you, “what? waht’d he say?”
You tell Schmedicus, “He said that he was staying under you until you got him enough motes for his Atlan, then going PK.”
You tell Schmedicus, “So that’s why Avatar attacked him.”
Schmedicus tells you, “i knew i couldn’t trust that guy! his ass is GONE!”
You tell Schmedicus, “Well, it’s a shame when you have to do stuff like that, but that’s part of being a Monarch.”
Schmedicus tells you, “yuh, it sux. he was a friend, 2.”
You tell Schemdicus, “Yeah, well – sometimes, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. Good luck!”
Schmedicus tells you, “u 2!”

Hooo-hooo-hooo! I have so much fun!

But I have to admit, I have been thinking of moving on. I dunno, I just find myself…well, sort of bored. Sigh… there’s still lots of fun to be had, and my ego still swells with every tell I get, but… I’m weary. I’m tired of dealing with Assholes, mostly. There used to be tons of hella cool people here, but now they’re fewer and farther between. And there’s a lot of kids here – don’t get me wrong, this isn’t some sort of ageism – it’s just that the ‘kids’ I see more and more of act just like kids – lots of shit talking, acting like little bastards when things don’t go their way, crying about everything under the sun, and finding amusement in just being an Asshole about stuff. It’s getting pretty old. I liked DT when there were the epic battles between the Clans, and all the politicking, backstabbing, town raids….well, granted, a lot of that is still there, but not as much as it used to be. For one thing, DT has gotten big. It’s like being on a white server now – but much worse, because of the lag.

And truth be told, keeping this site fresh and exciting is a pain. All this brilliance takes time; something that is very scarce in my life right now. Makes me wish I had accepted those offers of writing a column instead of my own site! Blah! C’mon Allen, not that I’m as good as the Rat, but I promise to vacuum your office if you pay me phat lewt!

I have been playing Age of Empires II a lot lately. Boy, if you think I suck at AC, you should see me there! I’m being attacked by guys driving corvettes, and my little bastiches are trying to figure out how to rub two sticks together…sigh. At least I’m consistent!