Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
So I’ve gotten a bit bored with most of the MOGs I’ve been playing lately. This usually results in me spending hours upon hours fighting evul Axis forces in BF1942 (and sometimes Opposition Forces!), but tonight I decided to try something a little different. A ….
Let’s just get one thing straight here: I can’t speak English correctly, and it’s my native tongue. In fact, I’d be so bold to say if it weren’t for the handy spell-check feature included in word processors, these little rants of mine would be about ….
Okay, I’ll admit it, I’ve been out of the loop for a bit. But when exactly did they put in the patch that turned all the Banderling Guards into rejects from the Ziegfried and Roy show?
I mean, guys, really – purple leotards? Who made this ….
It starts off innocently enough:
“You’re not so smart! I could beat you at anything!”“Oh really? How about a nice game of chess?”“You’re on!…wait…is chess the one with the round things? Red and black?”
See, A’ and I were having a little “professional disagreement.” I felt that ….
So my job in this whole mess is to… erm… Actually, I’m not sure WHAT they were thinking inviting me along.
See, Wippitah and Serila were getting married. Don’t ask me why, but they thought it’d be a fun idea to have me there as the ….
Anarchy Online is all about the “Haves” (everyone else) and the “Have Nots” (me). It’s kinda like a massive multi-player version of Rock Paper Scissors, only I’m that kid that always throws Paper and all anyone else ever throws is Scissors.
I like this game. In ….
Okay, what Insane Asylum did Funcom raid for these “Guides”? (No no, not the player ones, they’re fine, very helpful. I’m talking about the NPC guides that give you your first few missions.)
Look, I understand that when someone new arrives in your world, there’s only ….
We had a players’ gathering. Well, not ‘we’ so much as ‘they’ – Blackspire Guard, the guild I belong to in DAoC.
Phil’s been telling me about it for months now (he’s one of the Big Giant Heads of the guild). But you know me – ….
Oh, sure – like I can not go play in Camelot NOW. As if once I know how incredibly cool in person everyone in my guild is, I could just be satisfied with saying hi to them occasionally. Like that would work.
No, I’m afraid I ….
Unlucky day, huh? I guess so, as it found me hunting with Bats.
He said he was going to power-level me. Unfortunately, whatever wacky tongue he speaks (New Jersien?) doesn’t translate well into English, because I think the phrase he was looking for was “get me ….
