Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
They might as well just scrap every other type of mission there is, as far as I’m concerned.
I don’t know why it is; I don’t pretend to be a psychologist.
Death says, “Yes you do! You do all the time! Just yesterday you were telling Anson ….
You may not believe this, but I do try really hard.
Sometimes I think that the very laws of physics are designed such that no matter which direction I’m facing when I fire, the rocket will streak in a complete 180-degree turn and slam into my ….
I can’t even manage to play ONE character. Pretty sad, really.
I don’t even know how to use all of my spells as a Theurg. See, Pessum (used to be Bottom, remember?) made it all the way to 36th level before I let someone talk me ….
So there’s this city, I don’t know if you’ve heard of it, called Avalon City. AC, to the hip kids.
It’s chock full of these wacky Drakoran guys. Basically, they’re walking alligators. Which can be a bit unnerving if you happen to resemble a walking TV ….
I did a little research for the hunt tonite.
ex·arch (ksärk) n.
A bishop in the Eastern Orthodox Church ranking immediately below a patriarch.
The ruler of a province in the Byzantine Empire.
Erm… So by my reckoning, this Magma Golem was either a bishop, or a Byzantine ….
I’m not sure if I’ve told anyone this, and I know it’ll come as a surprise to a lot of you, but leveling SUCKS.
It’s hard, because what I’d really like to do is sign on by myself for maybe 30 minutes a pop, get some ….
Just answer me this: HOW do these guys manage to keep their stores?
Let’s face it, when we first arrived on Dereth, it was perfectly acceptable to sell stuff and not know what the hell you were doing. None of us knew what we were doing, ….
I have a presence.
It’s true. I never really thought about it before.
Oh, I mean, if I got on a crowded elevator with a bunch of little skinny people, you can bet they feel something. Usually, stark raving terror that we’ll get stuck between floors and ….
The first thing I noticed about the housing expansion is that it’s a killer.
No, seriously – it killed me. It went something like this:
Pessum (Me): “Hi guildmates! How can I get to our amazing new guild home?”Guildmates: “Hello Pessum! Simply buy a guild hearth scroll ….
It’s been a loooooooooong time.
I mean, I would still log in, cruise around just to see where people were hanging out – but being on for any length of time? I haven’t done that since… Sheesh, I don’t even remember. I’ve been busy having fun ….
