Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
Everyone should by now know that I’m a “Old-School” AC player. I’ve been playing AC since the open Beta. No, no, I’m not trying to claim any uberness from that. However, what I am trying to claim is a bit of background that a lot ….
There are two kinds of pet classes: those that help you kill monsters, give you power, help your party, act as a batter, or otherwise just generally serve some purpose.
And then there are MY pets.
I think the problem here is that I’ve grown too used ….
So I don’t know if you guys heard yet, but Mythic’s looking for three new Team Leads. For RvR.
I know what you’re thinking: “Why, Kwip – one of those slots is YOURS!”
Death says, “Actually, I was just thinking about that time you were ….
We all know how this pans out. After all, I have done this twice before. If this were a combat tour, I’d be a decorated veteran. Especially after last year – we (or our car, at least) would have a purple heart!
However, this year, ….
So there’s this guy, I dunno if you’ve heard of him, but he goes by the name of Asheron.
Word around town has it that he’s the badder than… I dunno, Death?
Death says, “What? I’d bitchslap him back to his momma!”
Erm…right. So he’s bad, almost but not ….
Yes, I’ve done it. I’ve entered the world of Star Wars: Galaxies. Please, keep the comments about going to the “Dark Side” to yourself.
I read what Warchild had to say about it, and laughed appropriately at all the right times, guffawing at the ….
So everyone knows about the Line of Death, right?
No, I’m not talking about any geo-political boundaries or any of that nonsense. I mean that line that you do not, not even if there are a bazillion Mids charging up behind you, go past in the ….
So there’s these occupiers. And they’re, you know, occupying the city. Avalon City, to be specific. The story goes that these guys moved in and killed the entire population or something. Or maybe they found it deserted. I don’t know, really. The fact is, they ….
So at the start of the evening, I was all excited. See, I had THIS fantastic story to tell you about:
Yup. No photoshop trickery there – I really did kill him! He was a level 49 Shadowblade, down in DF ganking Albs. But ….
I’ll tell you right now: I’ve worked with some stupid people.
I’m not bragging or anything; I’m just telling you that there are people, sometimes called co-workers, that are pretty stupid. They’d do things like stick floppy discs to their filing cabinets.
With magnets.
And then they’d call ….
