Float Like A Brick!

Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!

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Through Good Times, Through Blood Times…

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August 15th, 2003 • Comments Off on Through Good Times, Through Blood Times…

So, Darktide.
It’s this place, right, where basically every other person’s mission is to make you miserable. And folks? When I say they are good at their job, I really mean it. Sincerely.
The great thing about playing on Darktide is that I’ve got 40% vitae, no-drop ….

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Go Flux Yerself

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August 18th, 2003 • Comments Off on Go Flux Yerself

Jumpgate is trying very hard to dislodge AC from my “Mostest Favoritest MOG Evah” slot. As if PuzzlePirates wasn’t enough.
The thing that really has me loving Jumpgate so much more than other space MOGs is the fact that you really do fly the ship. It’s ….

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I’m All About Helping the Role Play!

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August 20th, 2003 • Comments Off on I’m All About Helping the Role Play!

This new RP-ing filter thing is a killer idea. I don’t know how simple it was to code, but I’m amazed nobody’s done it before. It allows someone who’s a terrible role-player (ie, me) to not so forcefully intrude upon people that are ….

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Could We Have a REAL Code of Conduct? Forcibly Implanted in People’s Heads?

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August 25th, 2003 • Comments Off on Could We Have a REAL Code of Conduct? Forcibly Implanted in People’s Heads?

I would like to think that this is a whole new breed of people behaving in such a shameful manner.
The other night, I was running around Darktide with some old friends, really having a great time, and watching as they ambushed a gang of Bloods ….

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Couldn’t You Just Wear A Hat?

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August 27th, 2003 • Comments Off on Couldn’t You Just Wear A Hat?

Let’s just get one thing straight here, okay? They’re not hair, they’re not a funky hat, they’re not even colorful scarves.
They’re tentacles. On your head.
And unless you’re sleeping in the sunken city of R’lyeh, that’s just wrong. Very, very wrong.
Look, I’m not one to tell ….

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I’m Like Long John Silver – Owning Seafood ALL DAY!

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August 29th, 2003 • Comments Off on I’m Like Long John Silver – Owning Seafood ALL DAY!

It started as an ordinary patrol.
Mistake was pretty new to the game, still learning his way around. I was all to glad to bankroll his starter ship – after all, I’m usually pretty broke, but even I could afford to outfit his starter ship with ….

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Of Course I Can Solo That…

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September 1st, 2003 • Comments Off on Of Course I Can Solo That…

I just don’t believe in holding myself back for the rest of you cowards, is all.
Just because you want to whine and moan about, “Oh, it might bring friends if we attack it” or “Waaaah, it has an AoE attack” or even “That is a ….

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Speed Bump on Interstate DT…

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September 3rd, 2003 • Comments Off on Speed Bump on Interstate DT…

Just a quick peek around. That’s all we were going to do, I swear.
See, it had been a LONG time since Isten and I ran around Darktide. In fact, when he, Warchild and I had first met and started running around, I didn’t even have ….

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Yoda, I Am Not…

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September 5th, 2003 • Comments Off on Yoda, I Am Not…

We all know I love Jumpgate.
I could go on and on about the combat missions, the squad vs. squad interactions, the truckers wings that I think are insane for cruising through a sector full of flux in a tow with roughly the maneuverability of my ….

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