Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
The weird thing now for people to do to me is to pledge to me. Before it was just throw their panties at me, but now pledging is in order. Anywhere, anytime.
Where it used to be my adventures consisted solely of dying a lot in really, really interesting ways, now I’ve found that I can actually kill some big stuff like Iron Golems and get phat xp off of them.
In which my friends and compatriots learn that there’s a REASON they always pretend to be busy when I want to hunt something…
Let’s face it: happy bunnies frolicking around, pleasent scarecrows dotting the landscape.
Sigh.
Why is it that everyone seems to know me, yet think that THEY’LL be the one to convince me to join them? Honestly, it makes me want to cry. Or tag along with Isaac and kill people recklessly…
Seriously, I cannot show up someplace without, “Hey, ….
Here we are: a brand new millenium (yes, all you dumb bastards that celebrated a new millenium LAST year were completely wrong – don’t you feel silly now?). So what is new this millenium?
Well, for starters, I’m trying something new: defending a town. Hee. I ….
Tango down! Tango down! Sector 3.5s, 34.5e!!!” “Kwip, shut up. If you have a PK there, just tell us his name, what he’s using, and if he’s been vulned or imped.” “Right, right, sorry.” “So?” “So what?” “So do you have a PK there or ….
Mr Tea smites you so hard the lifestone flinches! Death says, “Buddy! This is becoming a habit! I’m so glad to be seeing my little Kwipling so often!” You sigh.
Feh. So I’m dying in record numbers. Usually, it’s at AB. Sometimes I do something ….
Can I just say that some people are wound WAY too tight?
For example, I’ll use my latest little cherub, Reich. Now Reich hunts in the same area I do. I think he belongs to Jackichan, but of course I’m just happy I remembered his name, ….
Boy, I LOVE being a monarch!
But there seems to be this great cloud of confusion following me – let me try and clear it up: I am NOT Anti. I am NOT Pk. I am NOT Neutral. I’m a moody, tempramental bastich that enjoys ….
