Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
Whooo-hooo! So Turbine needs some new content developers, eh? Well, I am DEFINITELY all over that. I mean, let’s face it: whose dungeon would you rather go through, some limp-wristed nancy boy that wants you to take on a pack of snarling Virindi to further ….
So.
Sunday, February 11th, is my birthday.
My THIRTIETH birthday.
I will be 30 years old.
My car was assembled by a team of 113 machinists, 4 large robots, and a big-ass conveyor belt in a state-of-the-art factory in Detroit. I was assembled by my parents. In a ….
You say, “DAH-DAH-DA-DAH-DAH-DA-DUM-DAH, DAH-DAH-DA-DAH-DAH-DA-DUMMMM, TEQUILA!” Fresh Meat says, “i swere if u dont stfu ur dead, kwip!!!!”
Yup; I’ve sank that low: tormenting newbs. I can’t help it! Those cute little skirts they all wear, with the push-up leather outfits! How can anyone resist! What? ….
Mad Cow disease my keister! Sure, everyone used to laugh at me for talking about the cows and their schemes to destroy us all… I bet this poor goombah’s not laughing!
That’s right, be-yatches, those cows tore this guy a new udder! Let me just quote ….
Oh, for Bob’s sake…
ANOTHER Dupe bug?
Yes, this hot off the presses – some lucky bastards found out how to dupe Bandit Hilts, apparently. That’s what this whole new server downtime is about, I suppose. Rumors are flying about a rollback – I pretty much doubt ….
Look, let’s get one thing straight: I suck. LORDY, how I suck. Two days ago, I got killed by a LEVEL THREE MACRO’ER AT A LIFESTONE. I’m not making this up – I was screwing around doing something, and when I decided to do something ….
So.
I’m sitting here, watching the cursor blink at me, waiting patiently for my input.
Blink, blink, blink.
The problem is, I’m not sure what to write. Oh, I know what I want to communicate to you – the message I want to say, the feelings I ….
So I’m cruising through MSNBC, looking for some porn. Err…I mean, some news, and I come across this little snippet (and yes, I stole it all from MSNBC – is that illegal or something?):
MSNBC STAFF AND WIRE REPORTS
WASHINGTON, ….
If there was ever a reason to be happy, it’s that YOU’RE not the Yellow Rat Bastard. That friggin’ guy is such a miserable little shit, he makes Kurt Cobain look like . And yes, that’s AFTER he killed himself.
So why do I hang around ….
May Day!
What does that celebrate, you may ask? Hell, don’t ask me, I don’t have any idea. All I know is that people in England are rioting today. Over what, I have no idea. I think it has something to do with white officers ….
