Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
Okay, so now I’ve got some free time, and as I’ve stated before, I’m eager to explore some of these dungeons and quests that I never really got to check out before. Well, I’ve been told numerous times that Lillitha’s bow is pretty easy to ….
So I’m trying to find my way around here. I feel pretty damn proud, ‘cause I tricked Yellow Rat Bastard into giving me a bunch of gold, and now I’m roaming the countryside, living the big life.
Yates tells me that the place to go is ….
So after a long break, I finally convince Dr.Sexy to come back to AC. He plays this god-awful spear user, Cindar. Why on earth he wanted to use a spear is beyond me, but I’m sure it has something to do with phallic envy.
When last ….
I’m ALL ABOUT helping people. Especially da kiddies! After all, who’s going to be changing my diapers and pushing me around in my wheelchair when I’m an old man? Kids. That’s right, the future of our…something something something.
Plus, they’re easy to make fun of.
So here ….
Okay, let’s get one thing straight: I do not, do not, do NOT approve of malicious 3rd party apps. But with all this stink being thrown around about Vengeance, it reminded me of a very funny little application built by one of the #acdev vunderkids, ….
I still haven’t made up my mind.
Truth is, if it were just up to me, I’d already have been thrown out of three hotels in Boston while I practiced my hijinks for the ACPL. Last time I almost got kicked out before the Death Tank ….
I had a dream. I dreamed of sneaking up behind an imperial storm trooper, and cutting off his ankles with my mighty Ewok Dark Jedi Master. I had a dream of tripping every wookiee in the galaxy. I even dreamed of looking Yoda in ….
Look, let’s get one thing straight: if you’re going to talk about AC, then nobody knows more than ME.
Death says, “Except for Maggie.”
Right, except for Maggie.
Death says, “And anyone at CoD.”
Oh, yeah, CoD. Them too.
Death says, “And Eldreth.”
Well, yeah, Eldreth, too.
Death says, “And the entire ….
Well, I got bored playing Bottom. No, that’s not entirely true – he’s still fun and all, but Yellow Rat Bastard and I are trying to figure out what we want to play when Mordred opens up. I mean, it’s probably not gonna make much ….
So here we go. Thanks to the mucho love of Kaigon, I’ve got a level 19 Kwip on Frostfell. I’m having a hell of a lot of fun playing him, too. I haven’t done anything yet besides the starter quest (and can I just take another ….
