Float Like A Brick!

Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!

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And Now A Test Of Our Emergency Butt-Kicking System

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February 14th, 2003 • Comments Off on And Now A Test Of Our Emergency Butt-Kicking System

 Okay, so I’ve been lax in exploring that Vesayen Island. Truth is, the only island I’ve explored at all has been Dereth. I haven’t checked out ANY of the new islands other than to learn that I tend to die there really quickly. But since ….

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How To Be Your Best Friend

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February 17th, 2003 • Comments Off on How To Be Your Best Friend

Yes, I thought all my worries were over.
See, now that Anson is spending more time in AC1, he’s been letting me use his DAoC account. You know what this means? Yeah, I thought ‘buff-bot’ at first, too.
But now, after a harrowing, gut-wrenching experience, I see I ….

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Thank You, Please Drive Thru…

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February 19th, 2003 • Comments Off on Thank You, Please Drive Thru…

Doo dee doo, so after a rather sad farewell, don’t I jump right back where I left off to soak up more attention…
I TOLD you guys I wasn’t quitting. Just ’cause I’m not writing at WCoD don’t mean I’m not gonna be roxoring some lifestones ….

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How To Tell If You’re In Trouble

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February 21st, 2003 • Comments Off on How To Tell If You’re In Trouble

I want Realm Points.
For those of you not familiar with the concept, Realm Points (RPs) are the reward for killing someone of the opposing realm. When you kill someone of the opposing realm, providing they haven’t been killed lately, you get a number of realm ….

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Your Dev Team and My Dev Team, Aego Aego Aegis…

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February 24th, 2003 • Comments Off on Your Dev Team and My Dev Team, Aego Aego Aegis…

Yeah, I was an Advocate. I even went on to become a Sentinel, too, although they canned the program before I fully got my ‘wings’ and was able to solo. Frightening thought, huh? The Kwip that everyone knows is a blathering idiot actually spent time ….

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Fun With Poison Glands!

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February 26th, 2003 • Comments Off on Fun With Poison Glands!

So I’m having a lot more luck. It seems that having a friend that actually knows what the hell they’re doing makes a world of difference.
For example, my new buddy Cairn Eldwin informed me that it was NOT a good idea to try and stab ….

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I’m Too Poor To Pay Attention!

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February 28th, 2003 • Comments Off on I’m Too Poor To Pay Attention!

We’re going to take the Center Keep.
The Center Keep, for those of you uninitiated, is the sole goal in the Battlegrounds in Dark Age of Camelot. Sure, there’s gank squads and bridge battles, and even some Portal Keep camping, I ashamedly admit. ….

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They Grow ‘Em Big ‘Round These Here Parts…

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March 3rd, 2003 • Comments Off on They Grow ‘Em Big ‘Round These Here Parts…

Did you know there’s a new island to the East? And that statues aren’t locked anymore?
I didn’t.
I sign in tonite to harass Arlaine, only to find someone left the statue in Nanto unlocked! Mwuah-ha-ha-ha!
Arlaine tells you, “Hey hey! Where should I meet you?”You tell Arlaine, ….

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Talk About Dead-End Jobs…

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March 5th, 2003 • Comments Off on Talk About Dead-End Jobs…

I am a FIRM believer in Unions. I think Unions helped make life great for everyone. Nowadays they’ve got they’re share of fatcat, worthless, corrupt and idiotic goombahs, too, but hey – if our government can have them, why can’t everyone? It’s the ultimate in ….

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Yaaaay, Crotch-Shooting ‘Sploit!

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March 7th, 2003 • Comments Off on Yaaaay, Crotch-Shooting ‘Sploit!

Okay, I think we just need to come to terms with it: monsters are dumb.
Even semi-humanoid mutants are no rocket scientists. You’d think that having to survive in a world where you’re not sure where the cheese on the pizza stops and your melting face ….

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