Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
The problem with having an undead pet is that every other undead in the area instantly assumes you’re their buddy. I can’t walk by a cemetary without getting a bazillion tells and group invites.
Which leaves me wondering – who the heck is letting all these ….
Here we are again.
Man, I’m sitting here, writing, erasing, writing again, deleting, RE-writing…blah. I should be able to copy and paste a story from last year or the year before that! I know, I know, I’m being lazy. But it’s not just lazy. I’m actually ….
The problem is, I bragged to Ben-li Sung recently that I knew all about the Tikola’s Dagger quest.
Then I realized it had been something like a year since I last did it. For all I know now, you open the first door and ….
I understand that developers work very, very hard on games.
I get that.
I understand that people involved in the game company work very, very hard on games.
Got it.
However, it seems that there’s always some person or persons that are in charge of a vital, important, NECESSARY ….
So for those of you just joining us, the highest character I’ve ever managed to level up in Dark Age of Camelot is Bottom, my 36th level Theurge. Yes, that’s pathetic, but we all know how bad I am at things, so lemme alone. Besides, ….
Apparently, the people at Ubi Soft are mathematicians of some sort. They subscribe to the theory that
A) The shortest distant between two points is a straight line
And, therefore, it logically follows that:
B) When a player clicks someplace they want to go, they ….
Ohhhhhhhh, nooooooooooo – don’t listen to ME!
How long have I been telling you all? How many times did I try and raise an army to protect our lands, only to lose the members to quests, portal storms, or really interesting-looking mountains that looked like someone’s ….
Saying that thieves aren’t trusted is like saying that sometimes I die.
Now that I’ve finally gained level 10 and figured out where the heck I needed to go to get trained, I’m officially a thief.
The problem is, when you’re a thief, you’re instantly at fault ….
I just don’t understand it.
I mean, unless you plan for failure – wouldn’t you sort of expect a lot of people to be in your game? And, I dunno, call me crazy – but wouldn’t you want to sort of support all those people in ….
See, if Mac hadn’t bragged about being good, then everyone wouldn’t be under the mistaken assumption that I am at least passably good. As in, I may have passed someone that was good once or twice in the hallway.
I feel bad for the folks at ….
