Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
I don’t get it.
I mean, I FINALLY battled enough frogs to make it to level five. I have saved every snippet of frog legs that were dropped to afford a trip to Camelot. I get there, get accepted into my profession (Scouts, for those of ….
Well, after much brow-beating and harrassment from members of my guild from AC, I finally gave in and decided to try out this Dark Age of Camelot. I’ll tell you what REALLY did it for me, though: RvR. I LOVE the way that PvP ….
Yes, it has been long enough. People deserve to know the truth about what happend that fateful night. Oh, sure, we’ve all heard the story – Fizzle claims he lost his house a full three days before rent was due. He has appealed to the ….
So I’m bored and intent upon adventuring. Usually, this would consist of me running through a town in various stages of undress and taunting the locals. But as I signed in, someone was kind enough to have summoned a portal near me. Well, as we ….
Do I really need to state that if you try any of these, we hate you, you’re stupid, we hope you die, don’t try this at home, etc, etc, etc…
Go to an Opera. When the fat lady with the horns and a spear comes out ….
May Day!
What does that celebrate, you may ask? Hell, don’t ask me, I don’t have any idea. All I know is that people in England are rioting today. Over what, I have no idea. I think it has something to do with white officers ….
If there was ever a reason to be happy, it’s that YOU’RE not the Yellow Rat Bastard. That friggin’ guy is such a miserable little shit, he makes Kurt Cobain look like . And yes, that’s AFTER he killed himself.
So why do I hang around ….
So I’m cruising through MSNBC, looking for some porn. Err…I mean, some news, and I come across this little snippet (and yes, I stole it all from MSNBC – is that illegal or something?):
MSNBC STAFF AND WIRE REPORTS
WASHINGTON, ….
So.
I’m sitting here, watching the cursor blink at me, waiting patiently for my input.
Blink, blink, blink.
The problem is, I’m not sure what to write. Oh, I know what I want to communicate to you – the message I want to say, the feelings I ….
Look, let’s get one thing straight: I suck. LORDY, how I suck. Two days ago, I got killed by a LEVEL THREE MACRO’ER AT A LIFESTONE. I’m not making this up – I was screwing around doing something, and when I decided to do something ….
