Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
Oh, for Bob’s sake…
ANOTHER Dupe bug?
Yes, this hot off the presses – some lucky bastards found out how to dupe Bandit Hilts, apparently. That’s what this whole new server downtime is about, I suppose. Rumors are flying about a rollback – I pretty much doubt ….
Mad Cow disease my keister! Sure, everyone used to laugh at me for talking about the cows and their schemes to destroy us all… I bet this poor goombah’s not laughing!
That’s right, be-yatches, those cows tore this guy a new udder! Let me just quote ….
You say, “DAH-DAH-DA-DAH-DAH-DA-DUM-DAH, DAH-DAH-DA-DAH-DAH-DA-DUMMMM, TEQUILA!” Fresh Meat says, “i swere if u dont stfu ur dead, kwip!!!!”
Yup; I’ve sank that low: tormenting newbs. I can’t help it! Those cute little skirts they all wear, with the push-up leather outfits! How can anyone resist! What? ….
So.
Sunday, February 11th, is my birthday.
My THIRTIETH birthday.
I will be 30 years old.
My car was assembled by a team of 113 machinists, 4 large robots, and a big-ass conveyor belt in a state-of-the-art factory in Detroit. I was assembled by my parents. In a ….
Whooo-hooo! So Turbine needs some new content developers, eh? Well, I am DEFINITELY all over that. I mean, let’s face it: whose dungeon would you rather go through, some limp-wristed nancy boy that wants you to take on a pack of snarling Virindi to further ….
Boy, I LOVE being a monarch!
But there seems to be this great cloud of confusion following me – let me try and clear it up: I am NOT Anti. I am NOT Pk. I am NOT Neutral. I’m a moody, tempramental bastich that enjoys ….
Can I just say that some people are wound WAY too tight?
For example, I’ll use my latest little cherub, Reich. Now Reich hunts in the same area I do. I think he belongs to Jackichan, but of course I’m just happy I remembered his name, ….
Mr Tea smites you so hard the lifestone flinches! Death says, “Buddy! This is becoming a habit! I’m so glad to be seeing my little Kwipling so often!” You sigh.
Feh. So I’m dying in record numbers. Usually, it’s at AB. Sometimes I do something ….
Tango down! Tango down! Sector 3.5s, 34.5e!!!” “Kwip, shut up. If you have a PK there, just tell us his name, what he’s using, and if he’s been vulned or imped.” “Right, right, sorry.” “So?” “So what?” “So do you have a PK there or ….
Here we are: a brand new millenium (yes, all you dumb bastards that celebrated a new millenium LAST year were completely wrong – don’t you feel silly now?). So what is new this millenium?
Well, for starters, I’m trying something new: defending a town. Hee. I ….
