Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
Sigh.
Why is it that everyone seems to know me, yet think that THEY’LL be the one to convince me to join them? Honestly, it makes me want to cry. Or tag along with Isaac and kill people recklessly…
Seriously, I cannot show up someplace without, “Hey, ….
Let’s face it: happy bunnies frolicking around, pleasent scarecrows dotting the landscape.
In which my friends and compatriots learn that there’s a REASON they always pretend to be busy when I want to hunt something…
Where it used to be my adventures consisted solely of dying a lot in really, really interesting ways, now I’ve found that I can actually kill some big stuff like Iron Golems and get phat xp off of them.
The weird thing now for people to do to me is to pledge to me. Before it was just throw their panties at me, but now pledging is in order. Anywhere, anytime.
Look, I don’t care if you cheat. People who don’t cheat kick my ass, too, and most of the cheats require you to have some level under your belts that I still can’t attain after playing for more than a year. BUT – don’t act all high and mighty now that your little secret is out.
Nothing’s ever easy, or particularly sane in my little corner of the world. And hey, if you’re gonna do something BIG, at least do it big enough to drive everyone around you insane!
Just when you thought it was safe to swear fealty to someone…
Yes, it has come to pass that now the beanies at Microsoft must feel my wrath.
In which we learn that all prior assholes were just TESTING me; preparing to meet their master: Wrack!
