Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
Because I don’t die enough in my normal spots, I had to go and travel.
Sometimes the excitement of pending patches leads to foolish mistakes…
Bah. Like there’s not enough evil in Dereth; what with the way Sho tailors INSIST on making robes that accent my child-bearing hips. Now I have to deal with Satanists, too?
Yup; the Man could not keep me down! Now I must adventure all the more!
Look, I like bitching. Gives me something to do in the… well, always. But I don’t stick my face into your window and do it – why are you doing that to me?
Some people just refuse to accept the fact that I could be anything less than god-like. Why, I have no idea. It sure as hell ain’t my fashion sense.
What happens when someone is sucker enough to listen to what Kwip tells them? Well find out here – in the article that won Kwip a Golden Globe! Err….okay, so that’s not true at all. But it IS my most (in)famous article, at that. =P
Yes, it’s true – yours truly actually has NO vitae! I couldn’t believe it either – must be a bug!
So, I’m thinking – it’s not just a job, it’s an impersonation! Answering stupid questions, dealing with obnoxious newbies? Oh, I’m all over that!
In which Kwip faces his worst enemy to date: a sniveling whining bastich!
